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Thu, Sep. 18th, 2008 06:09 am

Thrillpowered Thursday is a weekly look at the world of 2000 AD. I'm rereading my collection of 2000 AD and the Judge Dredd Megazine, one issue an evening, and once each week for the foreseeable future, I'll see what I'm inspired to write.

November 1998: Would you believe that this terrific Henry Flint piece was the one and only time that the great, shamefully ignored Sancho Panzer made the front cover of the Galaxy's Greatest Comic? Every so often, a series comes along which features just the right mix of script and art droids, and a perfect blend of comedy and drama, and the darn readers stubbornly refuse to give it its due. This is just a remarkably goofy, light-hearted strip full of puns and action, featuring a very agreeable lead hero in his sheepskin jacket, cowboy hat and cigar, driving around a wartorn planet in the far future in an unbelievably huge tank.

Perhaps Sancho Panzer was never destined for the all-time Hall of Thrills and a half-dozen bookshelf editions, but I am having a blast rereading his three-month tenure in 2000 AD. My son also loves it, although I fear that the Hipster Daughter's skeptical crosseyed look was echoed by the readership of the time. Dan Abnett's mix of witty wordplay and intense drama somehow seemed to work together a little better in Sinister Dexter, which, even in this week's subpar outing (more of the "Smoke and Mirrors" storyline drawn by David Bircham and mentioned last time), has an urgency and importance to it that Sancho Panzer lacks. So after this thirteen week run, Sancho hangs up his hat and sheepskin jacket ("his ma said it cost a packet"), and the thus-far unreprinted series is shelved for good.



Other stories in this prog besides the two Abnett-scripted ones are the second part of a pretty funny Judge Dredd by John Wagner and Peter Doherty, a one-off Pulp Sci-Fi written and drawn by Mark Harrison, and more from Missionary Man by Gordon Rennie, Alex Ronald and Gary Caldwell.

But what makes prog 1120 the bestest issue of 2000 AD ever? Well, he said with a gush, it was the first time I had a letter printed in Tharg's cosmic comic. I was so darn pleased that I decided to try and be a regular correspondant. According to Buttonman on the official message board's "Writing to Tharg" threads, I'm actually among the top three or four on the all-time list - I'm not sure whether that Kavanaugh fellow might have passed me - and, this year, have had two letters in the Meg and at least one in the prog (1600).

I never know what the current editor is really looking for in any given letters page, and I'm rejected more often than I am printed, but I've always figured that there should be a little room for being silly, and playing up the created by robots / alien editor / plastic cup / oil ration / Rigellian hotshot is something that I enjoy doing because it's just so darn goofy. I think, however, that Matt Smith tends to decline those letters which allude to controversies, as is his right. Looking forward to Andy Diggle's tenure on the comic in the early 2000s, we can probably learn a thing or two about allowing fandom too much access to the inner workings of the business. I penned a letter last year hoping that the unpleasant friction with Ian Gibson could be salved, knowing as I wrote it that it wasn't going to be printed. Still, it really saddened me as a reader and a fan and I felt like saying something. It's probably best, however, to not be all that controversial at all, as this first letter shows...



Oh, yeah, "Colonel X." There's a funny story behind that pseudonym of mine, which works its way from Press Gang to Lois & Clark and includes having a letter printed in Dreamwatch under the mangled "Colin Ecks." Some other time, perhaps.

On the other hand, I sent Tharg this missive back in March, and I still think that the big green Betelgusian bonce was wrong to bin it.

Dear Tharg,

It's very magnanimous of you to periodically send some droids to do a little work for publishers in New York City, but I wonder whether this is less the friendly hand of interplanetary co-operation and more some Zraggian plot. Invariably, your creator bots get sucked in by the bright lights and big city and are put to work on some tedious superhero property which had its day decades ago. I mean, look at poor Simon Spurrier. Not only is he trying to breathe life into the Silver Surfer, a trademark which should've been retired in 1970, but his obligations for these publishers have prevented him doing much work on your own mighty comic. Only the Dictators of Zrag could come up with a scheme so nasty that would see your titles forced to shelve (temporarily, we hope) the thrill-powered Lobster Random, Harry Kipling and Jack Point, while poor Spurrier struggles to find something new about a character which John Buscema exhausted long, long ago. And weren't we supposed to get a series out of that Domino character in Justice Department? What ever happened to her?

It's long past time you put a stop to this and sent some Rigelian hotshots New York's way. Let them keep the droids you've sent to their companies in the past, but we want our Spurrier back, and more Lobster Random. Actually, some new Tharg Tales in the comic every once in a while would be a fun little diversion as well. The production 'bots in Droid Life are entertaining enough, but we haven't seen Mek-Quake mangle a recalcitrant art droid in far too long.


For what it's worth, Lobster Random did return in prog 1601 late last month, and I do have some creator loyalty to want to wish 2000 AD alumni well in non-tooth activities, including Work For Hire. But, you know, there's Henry Flint drawing The Haunted Tank for DC this December, and then there's, well, the Silver Freaking Surfer.

Next time, Tough guy Tor Cyan becomes an Ice Warrior. See you then!

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Thu, Aug. 7th, 2008 05:59 am

Thrillpowered Thursday is a weekly look at the world of 2000 AD. I'm rereading my collection of 2000 AD and the Judge Dredd Megazine, one issue an evening, and once each week for the foreseeable future, I'll see what I'm inspired to write. Although, I think I have decided to write a little less with these and let what images I've selected speak a little more for themselves.

Did you miss me? The Hipster Kids have stampeded and rampaged across the Southeast this summer and come back to find a stepmother-to-be all moved in and the legendary Hipster Dad British Comic Archive nicely arranged and accessible on two wonderful shelving units in the guest room. Having it all displayed in nice, browsable milk crates actually makes me want to start tracking down the remaining 1978-82 issues of Battle Picture Weekly that I'm missing. That reminds me, I could use the help of my readers in obtaining ten issues of the Dredd Megazine...

We resume the Big Reread in the spring of 1998. David Bishop is the editor, Andy Diggle is his assistant, and the Galaxy's Greatest Comic is launching a new series of one-off thrills to complement the ongoing series Judge Dredd, Sinister Dexter, Missionary Man and Slaine. This is called, properly, Pulp Sci-Fi. The superior-sounding, unabbreviated title is only used internally and in advertising, and Henry Flint contributed this cute cover which evokes Uma Thurman's role in the Quentin Tarantino film which gave the series its name. Prog 1096 features the first of four Pulp Sci-Fi tales which make up its first series. The feature will appear off and on for the next couple of years, whenever there's a hole in the scheduling. It replaces the Men in Black-led Vector 13, although there's still one more of those to see print down the line, before in turn being replaced by the return of Tharg's Future Shocks and Tharg's Terror Tales.



At the time of writing, the kids have read the first three stories and they agree that the first of these, "Grunts," is their favorite. It's by the Durham Red team of Dan Abnett and Mark Harrison and, to be honest, it's a little reminiscent of the famous Star Wars fan film Troops. But, well, the kids haven't seen Troops, and nor, mercifully, have they seen Fox's Cops to my knowledge, so this struck my son as being incredibly original and funny.



Pulp Sci-Fi is perhaps best remembered for launching a wonderful character named Rose O'Rion, a spacefaring cat burglar and con artist created by Nigel "Kek-W" Long and Dylan Teague, in a pair of really clever one-off episodes. Rose got a highly anticipated series a couple of years down the road which disappointed practically everybody, but the one-offs are very good. Quite a few good one-offs appeared under the Pulp Sci-Fi banner, but none of them have ever been reprinted. Speaking of which, I don't believe any of the stories from this prog have made their way to a collected edition. The Sinister Dexter episode by Abnett and Ben Willsher was skipped over for their third book Slay Per View, in 2005.

Next time, Jena Makarov meets the wife that Nikolai Dante never told her about, and Nikolai meets the half-brother nobody ever told him about...




Help This Blog! I am missing ten issues of the Judge Dredd Megazine, one that I never got and nine that were ruined by a flood in 2005 and had to be pitched. These are all from vol. 3, cover dates 1999-2001, and are # 52 and # 69-77. I'd like to have new copies for myself and the kids to read during this little project. If you're able to provide good copies, or perhaps scan the non-reprint episodes for us, please drop me a line! I'd be happy to buy them from you, or trade from my big stack of duplicate progs or trade paperback collections.

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Thu, Jul. 10th, 2008 11:11 pm

Here's how this works: I finish reading something, and I tell you about it, and I try not to bore you to death. This time, reviews of Essential Doctor Strange Vol. 1 (Marvel, 2004), Judge Dredd: The Henry Flint Collection (Rebellion, 2008) and Kirby: King of Comics (Abrams, 2008).



I picked this up at the Great Escape in Louisville in the spring for nine bucks, and I have to say, if there's a more mistitled book in the whole "essential" library, I haven't seen it yet. Doctor Strange originally appeared as eight-ten page episodes in Marvel's anthology book Strange Tales, and after a hesitant start over the first three or four shaky installments, Stan Lee and Steve Ditko created something genuinely weird and compelling. The visuals are just amazing, and there's a sense of a universe so wild and unrestrained that you're willing to overlook the conventions of 1960s comics, like the talky, cod-Shakespearian dialogue. Nobody says "'tis" as much as Dr. Strange. But there's a great cast, highwire ideas and clever plotting, culminating in a lengthy serial where Strange's two chief villains team up to destroy him. It's genuinely great stuff.

And then, after about 300 pages, Ditko leaves. And while Bill Everett, Roy Thomas and others try their best, what follows is not even remotely essential. I gave up on it, frankly. I'd be much happier with a simple "Complete Ditko" edition of this comic on better paper, because that's the Essential Dr. Strange, not all this extraneous mess. By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth, make it so, Marvel!



This is the third of Rebellion's artist-centered Judge Dredd collections. (The others spotlight Cam Kennedy and Carlos Ezquerra.) This one presents about a dozen episodes of varying length by one of Dredd's best modern artists, and I can't find a nit to pick with it. It includes the hilarious "Turkey Shoot" and the fantastic "Flood's Thirteen," which starts as a parody of those Clooney-Pitt heist films before falling apart in a spectacular disaster of teleporters, stolen identities and lobotomised terrorists. Highly recommended!



The short version: Boy, this is good, but I'm unsatisfied, knowing that there is much more out there.

Mark Evanier's Kirby: King of Comics is a gorgeous coffee-table biography of one of the medium's great thinkers and talents. Don't let the appalling cover dissuade you; the interior is as flawlessly designed as you could hope for, and features hundreds of wonderful illustrations of Kirby's work on creations ranging from Captain America to the bulk of 1960s Marvel - pretty much everybody you've heard of other than the handful that Ditko designed. The writing is incisive and paints a real, complete portrait of Kirby, but many of the details that appeal to me as a reader and completist are, due to space limitations, glossed over.

I would love to learn much more than this book provides, and happily, Evanier is in the early stages of a more comprehensive bio. This is a more than adequate placeholder until then, and will surely satisfy most readers, or new fans who'd like to have their eyes pop out at the sight of some of these original sketches, cosmic layouts behind the bizarre visage of Galactus, collages, caricatures and ephemera. Recommended on the understanding that something more essential will one day supplant it.


More actual talking-about-things stuff tomorrow! After I read y'all's posts from the last five days. Did I miss anything?

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Thu, Jun. 12th, 2008 04:48 am

Thrillpowered Thursday is a weekly look at the world of 2000 AD. I'm rereading my collection of 2000 AD and the Judge Dredd Megazine, one issue an evening, and once each week for the foreseeable future, I'll see what I'm inspired to write.

January 1998: When we last saw the sexy bloodsucking mutant bountyhunter named Durham Red, it was amid a cloud of rewrites, pseudonyms and a truncated storyline from progs 1000-1007. In the last part of that run, Dan Abnett took the writing duties, but it would be more than a year before Red returned to action. So prog 1078 spotlights her return in a lengthy storyline called "The Scarlet Cantos." The first two episodes are run together this week as a double-length "episode one," and she'll have a twelve-week residency. The plot involves Red being awakened from cryosleep more than a thousand years in her future, when mankind and mutantkind's war has escalated and devolved into a conflict of religious psychopaths. An ugly scenario has gotten even uglier, but there are big, wonderful, behind-the-scenes changes for both 2000 AD and the Meg at this time and while the story has some ugly elements, the finished product has never looked so gorgeous. Well, the changes to the Meg might or might not be wonderful, more on that next week. But the previous week's 2000 AD introduced new paper stock, and the artwork never looked so good.

Of course, looking at the result via a scan of the pages on your computer monitor sort of defeats the purpose, but I assure you, these pages look simply divine, with artwork that just leaps right off the page.



This initial story of the new, improved, future-set Durham Red is really good and screams of the promise the character has in this incarnation, but subsequent adventures sadly won't fare quite as well. The character is often looking in vain for a rationale to keep appearing but never really finds it, and she'll be retired in 2004 or so. But "The Scarlet Cantos" is genuinely excellent, and available as a Rebellion graphic novel.

Also in this prog, you've got Judge Dredd in the first of a six-part story called "Missing" by John Wagner, Lee Sullivan and Alan Craddock, along with Sinister Dexter by Dan Abnett and Siku, and a Vector 13 by Abnett, Robert McCallum and Dondie Cox. Since, as I mentioned, Red got a double-episode opener, this does indeed mean that 80% of the prog was written by Dan Abnett!

At any rate, the paper upgrade and debut of Durham Red here isn't a patch on what's going on at the Megazine. Next week, we'll have a look at the debut of Preacher...




And now, hype for new books from the House of Tharg:

New in American comic shops this week:



JUDGE DREDD: THE HENRY FLINT COLLECTION

By Henry Flint, John Wagner, Gordon Rennie and Robbie Morrison.

From the home of the Galaxy's Greatest Comic comes a collection showcasing one of the hottest talents around, Henry Flint. Flint has made a huge impact on readers with his stunning artwork and story-telling skills and now you can find out just why this young artist is in such demand. With stories from John Wagner, Gordon Rennie and Robbie Morrison along with a plethora of extras, this is one comics event you won't want to miss.

$19.00
136 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 1905437641
ISBN-13: 978-1905437641
First published: May, 2008

SLAINE VOL. 3: THE KING

Awash with Blood, he will Regain his Throne!

From writer Pat Mills (Marshal Law) and artist Glenn Fabry (Preacher), comes a world of mists and magic and the ultimate Celtic warrior, Sláine! This classic tale of sword and sorcery, which makes Conan look like a boy scout, is finally available again complete with introduction by Mills and a whole host of extras. Exiled from his tribe, Sláine is forced to roam the land of Tir-Nan-Og with his dwarf, Ukko. Ahead of him lie terrifying ordeals that will require all of Sláine's famed warrior strength if he is to return victorious and claim his rightful place as King!
Sláine: The King

Pat Mills, Glen Fabry, Mike Collins and David Pugh

$25.50
208 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 1905437668
ISBN-13: 978-1905437665
First published: May, 2008

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Thu, Apr. 3rd, 2008 03:18 am

Thrillpowered Thursday is a weekly look at the world of 2000 AD. I'm rereading my collection of 2000 AD and the Judge Dredd Megazine, one issue an evening, and once each week for the foreseeable future, I'll see what I'm inspired to write. This week, I'm not particularly inspired at all, and so this could be a shorter-than-usual entry.

May 1997: Prog 1044 features the final part of the last Al's Baby story. This series had first been suggested for the comic Toxic! in 1990, but found a home in the Judge Dredd Megazine. Then, it was thought important that everything in the Meg be some part of the Dredd universe, and so Al's Baby was shoehorned in by way of a prologue and epilogue to the first adventure which suggested the story happened in the past of Mega-City One. Created by John Wagner and Carlos Ezquerra, it's the story of Al Bestardi, a real jerk of a mob enforcer in our near future. Since the godfather only has one daughter, a brutal, talent-free "singer" called Velma, and the godfather allowed Al permission to marry Velma, and Velma doesn't want to have her "career" sidelined by a pregnancy, and since male pregnancy has newly become medically possible... well... Two series of Al's Baby ran in the Megazine and they are both screamingly funny. But as the Meg had to give up space in '96 for reprints, the third series was moved to 2000 AD, and it's not a case of either creator firing with both barrels. It's funny, and Ezquerra's art is always good to look at, but it's weaker than what came before.

Also running at this time are Nikolai Dante in "The Romanov Dynasty" by Robbie Morrison and Simon Fraser, along with Slaine: "The Grail War" by Pat Mills and Steve Tappin and Mercy Heights, both of which are quite good, even if the time-travelling Slaine is starting to feel a little lost in the face of his guest stars. This storyline, which encompasses two books of ten episodes each, sees Slaine teamed with Simon de Montfort in an adventure with the Cathars, and it honestly feels like Mills would rather be writing this story without Slaine in it. And there's Mercy Heights, an SF soap opera by John Tomlinson, with art on this installment by Lee Sullivan, which is probably the weakest thing currently, but it's still very readable.

Judge Dredd's still in the Cursed Earth on his "Hunting Party" adventure. The story's by Wagner and the very nice art is by Henry Flint:



This wasn't a particularly good blog entry, was it? Five perfectly good stories by some of Britain's best creators, and all I can come up with was this? Well, I plead scattershot interest; I've got spring fever and have been doing other things.

Anyway, to beef things up a little this week, I had the Hipster Kids fill out Exit Polls for this prog. Tharg hasn't actually included these in years, but they might've done a little back in the day to let the editor know what kids liked. Here's what we thought of prog 1044.



Oh, and here, I'll do the hype in this same entry and save the trouble of doing it in two:

New in American comic shops this week:



JUDGE DREDD: AMERICA

Land of the free?

In Mega-City One, the Judges are the law - acting as judge, jury, and executioner. But how do the citizens really feel about a system where they are powerless? This classic, chilling look at the impact of the Judges is finally back in print - and now has contains more material than ever! America Jara and Bennett Beeny grow up as best friends, living a fairly trouble-free life in a dangerous city... bar the odd encounter with a Judge. Time draws them apart, and when they are brought back together, Beeny is a successful singer... and America has become involved with a terrorist organisation - with the Judges in its sights!

by John Wagner and Colin MacNeil

$26.50
144 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 1905437587
ISBN-13: 978-1905437580
First published: March, 2008

MEGA-CITY UNDERCOVER

Helmet not required!

Sometimes it takes a special kind of Judge to work the mean streets of Mega-City One. Meet Lenny Zero and Aimee Nixon, two undercover Judges who work the lowest levels of the Big Meg, mixing with mob bosses and murderers alike.

Featuring the writing of Andy Diggle (The Losers) and Rob Williams (Asylum) along with the stunning artwork of Jock (Green Arrow), Henry Flint (Shakara) and Simon Coleby (Judge Dredd), this collection of Sci-Fi Noir is not to be missed!
Mega-City Undercover

by Andy Diggle, Rob Williams, Jock, Henry Flint and Simon Coleby

$28.00
192 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 1905437528
ISBN-13: 978-1905437528
First published: March, 2008




Arriving in British stores this month:



STRONTIUM DOG: THE FINAL SOLUTION

By Alan Grant, Simon Harrison and Colin MacNeil.

The Government of Earth come up with a chilling new plan to deal with the mutant race by teleporting them into another dimension. But Johnny Alpha and Feral will stand against this injustice and, in the process, may face their deadliest challenge yet! A 2000 AD classic complete in paperback for the very first time!

160 pages (paperback) | £13.99 | ISBN-13: 978-1905437634


JUDGE DREDD: THE HENRY FLINT COLLECTION

By Henry Flint, John Wagner, Gordon Rennie and Robbie Morrison.

From the home of the Galaxy's Greatest Comic comes a collection showcasing one of the hottest talents around, Henry Flint. Flint has made a huge impact on readers with his stunning artwork and story-telling skills and now you can find out just why this young artist is in such demand. With stories from John Wagner, Gordon Rennie and Robbie Morrison along with a plethora of extras, this is one comics event you won't want to miss.

136 pages (paperback) | £12.99 | ISBN-13: 978-1905437641


Next week, be here to see what some have described as the worst advertising campaign ever seen.

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Mon, Mar. 3rd, 2008 08:07 pm

Shipping to American comic shops this week (Mar. 5):



NIKOLAI DANTE VOL. 6: HELL AND HIGH WATER

By Robbie Morrison, Simon Fraser & John Burns.

Year of the Tsar 2671 AD, and bastard son of the Romanovs, Nikolai Dante, has bonded with a cyberorganic Weapons Crest, an alien combat computer which gives him accelerated healing and allows him to extrude lethal bio-blades. Following the civil war, Tsar Vladimir The Conqueror stands victorious over the remains of the Romanov Dynasty. A wanted man, Dante has been abandoned after helping steal the Romanov fortune and is adrift at sea...

$31.50
192 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 1905437595
ISBN-13: 978-1905437597




Shipping to British stores in March:



JUDGE DREDD: THE COMPLETE AMERICA

By John Wagner and Colin MacNeil.

In Mega-City One, the Judges are the law - acting as judge, jury, and executioner. But how do the citizens really feel about a system where they are powerless? This classic, chilling look at the impact of the Judges is finally back in print – and now has contains more material than ever! America Jara and Bennett Beeny grow up as best friends, living a fairly trouble-free life in a dangerous city... bar the odd encounter with a Judge. Time draws them apart, and when they are brought back together, Beeny is a successful singer... and America has become involved with a terrorist organisation - with the Judges in its sights!

176 pages (paperback) | £11.99 | ISBN-10: 1905437587 | ISBN-13: 978-1905437580



MEGA-CITY UNDERCOVER

By Andy Diggle, Rob Williams, Jock, Henry Flint and Simon Coleby.

Lenny Zero was tired of life as an undercover Judge, and wanted to flee Mega-City One with the woman he loved. But she proved to be Judge Kramer of the S.J.S., and sentenced him to life on Titan. Lenny blew her hand off and fled – hunted and heartbroken. Lenny's in big trouble and it's only going to get worse! These are the stories of the undercover judges, a specialist division working the underbelly of the Big Meg.

192 pages (paperback) | £12.99 | ISBN-10: 1905437528 | ISBN-13: 978-1905437528

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Thu, Feb. 7th, 2008 02:45 am

Thrillpowered Thursday is a weekly look at the world of 2000 AD. I'm rereading my collection of 2000 AD and the Judge Dredd Megazine, one issue an evening, and once each week for the foreseeable future, I'll see what I'm inspired to write.

October 1996: Prog 1014 is another launch issue, with the first episodes of four series, and a fifth joining next week. This is simply not as strong a lineup as the last one. Two of the five series are inventory strips commissioned by earlier editors and collecting dust until they had to run. The third and final series of David Hine's Mambo had been ordered two Thargs previously, by Alan McKenzie, in 1994 or 1995. The second and last series of Time Flies, written by Garth Ennis, is even older. This script was submitted in 1991, when Richard Burton was editor. Philip Bond began artwork on the nine-part tale, but dropped out after completing 30-odd pages. Other artists, including Roger Langridge and Jon Beeston, will contribute after Fleetway's management decrees that if the material was purchased, it must be published. Bishop also inherits a 72-page Judge Dredd adventure called "Darkside" by John Smith and Paul Marshall which will begin in three weeks' time. This had been commissioned for the Megazine by John Tomlinson as eight 9-page episodes. Having no room in the Meg and needing a good run of Dredd while John Wagner preps his next long story, Bishop moved it to 2000 AD, where it runs with some pretty odd "cliffhangers" as twelve 6-page episodes.

The other stories are a new series of Rogue Trooper by Steve White, Dan Abnett and artists including Greg Staples and, this week, Alex Ronald, and a major new creator-owned story by Alan Grant and Arthur Ranson called Mazeworld. More about these another time, because there are other things to discuss this week. In the most impressive, long-running development, Henry Flint gets a chance to draw Dredd.



This is a three-part adventure called "The Pack," in which Mega-City One deals with whacking great flying alien sharks diving into the streets to gobble up any meat in their path. It's the prelude to Wagner's next long story, which will be starting in 1997, and it is all kinds of eye-popping fun. Flint had been doing some solid, if unmemorable, work as a fill-in artist for Rogue Trooper, and had drawn a Dredd poster comic, but this was the first time he got the chance to take charge of a major strip in the weekly.

Putting Flint on Judge Dredd is one of Bishop's very best ideas as 2000 AD's editor, which makes it incredibly odd that it happens in the same prog as one of his worst. Flint immediately puts his stamp on the character and fast becomes one of the definitive Dredd artists, with dozens of episodes to his credit. He's just a super artist, and ranks not far behind Carlos Ezquerra as one of my own favorites, Flint's brilliant artwork graces a few other series as well, most notably Shakara, which is running in the prog currently. In 2005 he was headhunted by DC Comics, but they didn't find much of interest for him to do. He was perfectly suited for the alien weirdness of the 2006-07 Omega Men miniseries, but the book just stank of "trademark protection" and sank without trace, Fans are much happier with him at 2000 AD anyway. This Dredd story is available in the 2003 collected edition called The Hunting Party, available from Amazon here.



Last week, I explained that the comic's fictional alien editor, Tharg the Mighty, had told readers he had to return to Quaxxan and may be gone for some time. This week, after readers carefully removed the free promotional pack of X Files trading cards from the front cover, they looked inside to learn that this government-conspiracy stuff has gotten entirely out of hand.



Yep, for the next four months or so, the silly concept of a space alien constructing little robots to create a comic book is replaced by the even sillier concept of a shadowy group of... government cover-up gymcrack Men in Black relating these tales. Not content to reside as the hosts of the Vector 13 anthology strip or supporting characters in Kid CyBorg and Black Light, the Men in Black were now running the comic. And with it, the hyperbole (about thrillpower, upcoming strips, lunacy in the Nerve Centre) all vanishes.

David Bishop has certainly accepted (in the pages of Thrill-Power Overload) that this was not a terribly good idea, and Tharg will be reinstated under amusing circumstances in 1997. The problem is that a big part of the 2000 AD experience is the comic's scrappy, toughest-in-town attitude, personified by the larger-than-life Tharg waxing grandiloquently about the Galaxy's Greatest Comic, unable to string three sentences together without the word "thrill" and crafting comic putdowns to the stupider questions in the letters page. The Men in Black don't do this. Instead, there's a lot of po-faced crap about "neither confirming nor denying" this and that. Whereas Tharg would remind a cheeky reader that Rigelian Hotshots can be despatched to any corner of the galaxy to blast any disrespectful Earthlet, the Men in Black talk about certain agencies specializing in missing persons.

There's also the problem that when Vector 13 launched in August 1995, it was perfectly timed to catch the wave of paranoid conspiracy fiction. The X Files had finished its third, and best, season, and nobody was really sick of this "JFK assassinated by space alien cattle mutilators" nonsense yet. One year later, that shit was played out. The Men in Black were as oversaturated as a media spectacle could get. Now, 2000 AD is actually behind the wave as it ramps up the cash-in. It looks like your hopelessly uncool dad trying to hang with your crowd.

As I found out when I left a note on the official site's message board about the October entry on V13 (see entry 24, From the Mixed-Up Files of the Men in Black), there remains some resentment that 2000 AD would demean itself by cashing in on this trend so blatantly. It left such a bad taste that, more than a decade later, Vector 13 is still dismissed because it was part of the same stupid trend, despite some genuinely great one-offs appearing under that banner. I can and will defend V13 - a two-book collection of the run would be great fun, but if not, twenty of the best 66 tales would make a fabulous Extreme Edition - but the editorial work of the Men in Black is another story altogether.

Next week, exactly who is this audience identification figure, anyway?

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Tue, Feb. 5th, 2008 06:27 pm

Shipping to American comic shops this week (Feb. 6):



ABC WARRIORS VOL. 4: HELLBRINGER

By Pat Mills, Tony Skinner & Kevin Walker.

Pat Mills and Kev Walker's blistering follow-up to The Khronicles of Khoas, a true 2000 AD classic! Here the boundaries between artificial intelligence and human intelligence are explored and the history of how the Atomic, Bacterial, Chemical robots were initiated into the service of the Khaos agency, and tested on subsequent missions. It is packed full of non-stop action and stunning artwork!

$23.99
112 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 1905437560
ISBN-13: 978-1905437566







SLAINE VOL. 1: WARRIOR'S DAWN

By Pat Mills, Massimo Belardinelli, Angie Kincaid & Mike McMahon.

TIR-NAN-OG — THE 'LAND OF THE YOUNG' — is a violent world, home to warring tribes who worship gods both benign and malevolent. One such tribe is the Sessair, brave warriors of enormous skill and the best of them is a young barbarian named Sláine Mac Roth. Sláine is, among other things, a master of the 'warp-spasm' — channelling the mystical power of the Earth through his body to become a mighty, monstrous berserker!

In this first collection of Sláine's adventures, we meet the hero himself and his repellent dwarf companion, Ukko and are introduced to the customs and wonders of his world — and the horrors, like the Sloughs: sinister magicians who worship death and destruction and can raise armies of the dead to do their dark bidding...

This classic sword-and-sorcery series is written by 2000 AD founding editor Pat Mills and Angie Kincaid and features art by Kincaid, Massimo Belardinelli (Ace Trucking Co.) and Mike McMahon (The Last American).

$26.99
208 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 1905437617
ISBN-13: 978-1905437610




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JUDGE DREDD: THE COMPLETE AMERICA

By John Wagner and Colin MacNeil.

In Mega-City One, the Judges are the law - acting as judge, jury, and executioner. But how do the citizens really feel about a system where they are powerless? This classic, chilling look at the impact of the Judges is finally back in print – and now has contains more material than ever! America Jara and Bennett Beeny grow up as best friends, living a fairly trouble-free life in a dangerous city... bar the odd encounter with a Judge. Time draws them apart, and when they are brought back together, Beeny is a successful singer... and America has become involved with a terrorist organisation - with the Judges in its sights!

176 pages (paperback) | £11.99 | ISBN-10: 1905437587 | ISBN-13: 978-1905437580



MEGA-CITY UNDERCOVER

By Andy Diggle, Rob Williams, Jock, Henry Flint and Simon Coleby.

Lenny Zero was tired of life as an undercover Judge, and wanted to flee Mega-City One with the woman he loved. But she proved to be Judge Kramer of the S.J.S., and sentenced him to life on Titan. Lenny blew her hand off and fled – hunted and heartbroken. Lenny's in big trouble and it's only going to get worse! These are the stories of the undercover judges, a specialist division working the underbelly of the Big Meg.

192 pages (paperback) | £12.99 | ISBN-10: 1905437528 | ISBN-13: 978-1905437528

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Tue, Jan. 22nd, 2008 07:10 pm

Shipping to American comic shops this week (Jan. 23):



THE COMPLETE NEMESIS THE WARLOCK VOL. 3

By Pat Mills, David Roach, John Hicklenton, Clint Langley, Chris Weston, Henry Flint & others.

Nemesis The Warlock, warrior of the coming storm, continues to fight Torquemada in this final book in the classic Complete Nemesis The Warlock collection. Written by Pat Mills and with art from masters such as John Hicklenton, Clint Langley and Henry Flint, this collection delivers on all levels!

$29.99
208 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 190543748X
ISBN-13: 978-1905437481


JUDGE DREDD: MANDROID

By John Wagner, Kevin Walker, Carl Critchlow & Simon Coleby.

Nate Slaughterhouse is the veteran of a bloody war fought on an alien planet. Blown apart, crushed, broken – then rebuilt; Nate becomes more machine than man. A mandroid! When Nate returns to Mega-City One he finds he’s unable to deal with his new existence and, after a vicious attack on his family, decides to turn vigilante. But there’s room for only one law in this town… and Dredd’s on the case!

$26.99
160 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 1905437501
ISBN-13: 978-1905437504


STRONTIUM DOG: SEARCH/DESTROY AGENCY FILES 04

By John Wagner, Alan Grant, Carlos Ezquerra, Colin MacNeil, Simon Harrison & others.


Following the Atom Wars in the 22nd century, many of the survivors were mutated by the Strontium 90 fallout. Unable to get regular jobs, forced into ghettoes and considered an underclass by the ‘norms’, the only work open to them was bounty hunting. These Search Destroy Agents—or Strontium Dogs—hunt the criminals too dangerous for the Galactic Crime Commission. One such S/D Agent is Johnny Alpha, whose eyes enable him to see through solid objects.

Mutant bounty hunter Johnny Alpha meets his match when he teams up with the bloodsucking Strontium Bitch Durham Red ­ the Search Destroy agent even the toughest criminals are afraid of ­ to save former US president Ronald Reagan from alien kidnappers. But can he trust her? Or is Red's bark worse than her bite?

Written by John Wagner and Alan Grant and illustrated by Carlos Ezquerra, this final volume of Strontium Dog adventures also features such classic stories as The Rammy and The Stone Killers ­ 2000 AD action at its very best!

$30.99
352 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-10: 190543751X
ISBN-13: 978-1905437511




Shipping to British stores in February:



ABC WARRIORS VOL. 4: HELLBRINGER

By Pat Mills, Tony Skinner & Kevin Walker.

Pat Mills and Kev Walker's blistering follow-up to The Khronicles of Khoas, a true 2000 AD classic! Here the boundaries between artificial intelligence and human intelligence are explored and the history of how the Atomic, Bacterial, Chemical robots were initiated into the service of the Khaos agency, and tested on subsequent missions. It is packed full of non-stop action and stunning artwork!

112 pages (paperback) | £10.99 | ISBN-10: 1905437560 | ISBN-13: 978-1905437566



STONE ISLAND

By Ian Edginton & Simon Davis.

This book is set in Dartmoor, 2006. On this vast and desolate moorland stands Long Barrow Maximum Security Prison, home to some of the UK's most dangerous inmates. David Sorrel has just been sentenced to life there following his conviction for murdering his wife and her lover. As a new fish, he faces intimidation and persecution at the hands of Long Barrow's resident psychopaths...

112 pages (paperback) | £11.99 | ISBN-10: 1905437579 | ISBN-13: 978-1905437573

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Mon, Oct. 8th, 2007 07:03 pm

Shipping to American comic shops this week (Oct. 10):



JUDGE DREDD: THE CARLOS EZQUERRA COLLECTION
By Carlos Ezquerra, Henry Flint, John Wagner, Gordon Rennie and Garth Ennis.

HE DRAWS THE LAW!

As co-creator of Judge Dredd, Carlos Ezquerra is responsible for the future lawman's iconic design, bringing a European sensibility to Britain's most famous comic character. Now you can witness the power of the master at work in this collection of modern Dredd stories. From the aftermath of Judgement Day in 'The Taking of Sector 123' to the tough justice of Cursed Earth Koburn this Graphic Novel contains the very best work of a true original.

With stories by Garth Ennis (Preacher), John Wagner (A History of Violence) and Gordon Rennie (Caballistics Inc.) this compilation is pure 2000 AD gold!

240 pages (paperback) | $29.99


THE COMPLETE NEMESIS THE WARLOCK VOLUME 2
By Pat Mills, Kevin O'Neill, Bryan Talbot, John Hicklenton and Tony Luke.

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON!

In his continuing battle against the wicked forces of Termight's mad tyrant Torquemada, alien freedom fighter Nemesis The Warlock is joined by his bloodthirsty son Thoth and war robots the ABC Warriors for a nightmarish adventure across the terrifying Time Wastes...

From the unique imagination of Pat Mills (Savage) this second volume in the series comes complete with an introduction by the author, an afterword by Bryan Talbot and over 40 pages of extra material!

304 pages (paperback) | $29.99


THE SIMPING DETECTIVE
By Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving

IT'S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT!

Mega-City One, 2129 AD. Simped-up private eye Jack Point is an undercover 'Wally Squad' Judge—'cos only a clown would want to walk the street of Angeltown, the arse-end of City Bottom. He's got two friends in this world, one's long and hard, and makes your ears ring after every shot; the other's his gun. In fact, Jack's got enemies on both sides of the Law, and he's in deep trouble...

144 pages (paperback) | $24.99


STRONTIUM DOG: SEARCH/DESTROY AGENCY FILES 03
By John Wagner, Alan Grant, Carlos Ezquerra and Robin Smith.

LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR!

Following the Atom Wars in the 22nd century, many of the survivors were mutated by the Strontium 90 fallout. Unable to get regular jobs, forced into ghettoes and considered an underclass by the ‘norms’, the only work open to them was bounty hunting. These Search Destroy Agents—or Strontium Dogs—hunt the criminals too dangerous for the Galactic Crime Commission. One such S/D Agent is Johnny Alpha, whose eyes enable him to see through solid objects. Book 3 collects together such classic stories as Max Bubba and Rage.
Strontium Dog: Search/Destory Agency Files 03

384 pages (paperback) | $28.99



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BAD COMPANY VOL 2: KANO
By Peter Milligan, Brett Ewins and Jim McCarthy

In 2210, raw recruit Danny Franks joined the rag-tag guerrilla platoon known as Bad Company. They were led by the psychopathic Kano, whose brain had been experimented on by the evil alien Krool. The war ended when Danny became the Krool Heart, the guiding consciousness of the Krool Empire. Now tortured by guilt over what became of Danny, Kano is hoping to find peace at least — by destroying the monster he helped create!



DURHAM RED VOL 3: EMPTY SUNS
By Dan Abnett and Mark Harrison

Awakening after 1,200 years in suspended animation Durham Red found herself worshipped by the mutants as Saint Scarlet. Persecuted by the human iconoclasts, the mutants entreated her to lead them in a galaxy-spanning holy war against mankind, but Red refused the responsibility. Instead, together with her iconoclast lover Godolkin and follower Judas Harrow, she entered the mysterious region of space known as the Vermin Stars to free the psychically powerful mutant called the Offspring to stop the war. But now, the Offspring has betrayed her, and released a pathogen that would exterminate mankind forever!

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Mon, Aug. 27th, 2007 06:46 pm

Shipping to American comic shops this week (Aug. 29):



LEATHERJACK

By John Smith and Paul Marshall.

NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!

The Klash is the war to end all wars. A conflict of intergalactic proportions, the whole quadrant is locked in stalemate between two hugely powerful rival factions – the Khmer Noir, ruled by the terminally ill Lord Qwish, and the Empire of Spinsters, half-senile fanatics headed by the Dowager Khan, who are leading a holy crusade against smut and indecency. Caught in the crossfire is the library world of Shibboleth, a planet which contains every book in every language ever written. The Spinsters want this hive of filth destroyed, but for Qwish it may hold the answers to his prayers…

$23.99
128 pages
Paperback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-13: 978-1905437313

Shipping to American comic shops next week (Sep. 5):



SLAINE: BOOKS OF INVASION VOL. 3

By Pat Mills and Clint Langley

TIME FOR THE ENDGAME!

Tir Nan Og is the Land of the Young, deep in Celtic myth and legend. After years of wandering, Slaine united the tribes of the Earth Goddess and became the first High King of Ireland. After defending the Goddess in other eras, he has since returned to his own time and kingdom. Now, as the Fomorians besiege the city of Tara, Slaine comes back from the Otherworld to help.

Third in Pat Mills and Clint Langley's exciting Slaine epic, this is one graphic novel fantasy fans will not want to miss.

$24.99
128 pages
Hardback, 7½" x 10¼"
ISBN-13: 978-1905437306




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JUDGE DREDD: THE CARLOS EZQUERRA COLLECTION

By Carlos Ezquerra, Henry Flint, John Wagner, Gordon Rennie and Garth Ennis..

HE DRAWS THE LAW!

As co-creator of Judge Dredd, Carlos Ezquerra is responsible for the future lawman's iconic design, bringing a European sensibility to Britain's most famous comic character. Now you can witness the power of the master at work in this collection of modern Dredd stories. From the aftermath of Judgement Day in 'The Taking of Sector 123' to the tough justice of Cursed Earth Koburn this Graphic Novel contains the very best work of a true original.

With stories by Garth Ennis (Preacher), John Wagner (A History of Violence) and Gordon Rennie (Caballistics Inc.) this compilation is pure 2000 AD gold!

240 pages (paperback) | £13.99



THE COMPLETE NEMESIS THE WARLOCK VOLUME 2

By Pat Mills, Kevin O'Neill, Bryan Talbot, John Hicklenton and Tony Luke.

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON!

In his continuing battle against the wicked forces of Termight's mad tyrant Torquemada, alien freedom fighter Nemesis The Warlock is joined by his bloodthirsty son Thoth and war robots the ABC Warriors for a nightmarish adventure across the terrifying Time Wastes...

From the unique imagination of Pat Mills (Savage) this second volume in the series comes complete with an introduction by the author, an afterword by Bryan Talbot and over 40 pages of extra material!

304 pages (paperback) | £13.99

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Fri, Jun. 30th, 2006 01:59 pm

These are the two new books for July. They'll be in UK shops next week, and in American shops by late August.

JUDGE DREDD: THE HUNTING PARTY
By John Wagner, David Bircham, Jason Brashill, Henry Flint, Trevor Hairsine, Sean Phillips and Calum Alexander Watt.


THE HUNT IS ON!

With a hunger for human flesh the Dune Sharks came out of the Cursed Earth and went into a feeding frenzy on the streets of Mega-City One. Now Dredd has gathered together a team of cadet Judges to track down the source of this alien menace. Along the way they will come face-to-face with cannibals, a rip in the fabric of time, a bizarre spider-cult, a child militia and an awesome secret going back to the days of Chief Judge McGruder!

160 pages (paperback)
£15.99 UK, $24.99 US



SLÁINE : THE BOOKS OF INVASIONS VOLUME 2
By Pat Mills and Clint Langley.


Barbarian warrior and former High King of Ireland Sláine continues the epic battle against the fearsome sea demons but now he finds an ally from an unexpected source. Together they must rid Tir Nan Og of the Fomorian scourge, using every means at their disposal including calling on help from the Earth Goddess herself!

Second in Pat Mills and Clint Langley's exciting new Sláine epic, this is one Graphic Novel fantasy fans will not want to miss.

112 pages (hardback)
£13.99 UK, $22.99 US



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